CHRISTMAS EXTRANAGANZA PLANNING POST!
We need a theme song. Ideas? We need games, ideas? We need food-oh wait, we got that.
Help! A denim-covered restraint is holding me hostage here!

Hey, you alternates!! You're not invited! Go away!

Eryca will be singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and Lysa will be booing her.

Hylty doesn't know what fondue is, but he does know what FUNdo is! :)

Joy will be doing a...nothing...Joy will be doing nothing. Except for standing under the mistletoe. . .waiting. (I'll see you there, Heidi;))

P.S. If Hylty doesn't get some Hylty by Extranaganza time, he may dyject someone...

P.P.S. We all missed Al this week!!! (Even Jeremy!)

December 14th... SURPRISE!!!! It's Lisa's birthday. Lisa, this is Spencer. For your birthday, I'm giving you: "One free beat-down of any thugs treating you inappropriately." Happy Birthday/Merry Christmas! happy birthday lisa may all your dreams come true. -- Brent. Well, lisie, I am very grateful that you came tonight- (or our cake and tIhe surprise would have been dejected!) You are so funny and nice, let's just call you fice (or nunny)! Love Ya! Although the surprise would have been funnier if we had gotten it together before you arrived (oops!), I just have to say that I feel frilly. In fact, I feel more frilly than I ever have before. I think that Lisa brings out the frilly in me. She brings out the frilly in everyone. Lisa is the best. Hi -- This is Heidi!!! Lisa, on this birthday, I think it's time that I declare my love for Spencer. He is so smute! (Smart and cute.) Anyway, I know I'm really tired tonight, but it's only because I've been so excited for your birthday today. Love ya, girlfriend! I don't have anything to say- wait scratch that, I have lots to say about how much I just love you and soon we will be bathing in the honduran sun, or maybe the hawaiian sun. Happy Byrthday Lysa!!! PS. Konan the orangatang dejected me, if you can imagine. So, he'll be at your door anytime soon. Ok. its your turn...I thought I was only in for a little Hilty tonight...but to my amazement my super cool friends completely dejected me as I walked in the door. I almost up and left, but out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of something remarkable...something that resembled the fuzz on a pigs ear. It drew me in...and then there were two. Yes, the two most incredible inaugural Birthday goateeez you've ever seen. My frenz r vuper sool!!!

What to say about this exciting week. Two close calls, but not close enough. Wednesday and Friday dates just didn't seem to materialize for me. You would think this would cause me to despair, but no not I said the hilti. I just got lost, me and my girlfiends that is. Yes, I found myself in a bachelor's paradise surrounded by beautiful women. Odds in my favor! (Although it didn't help... never does...) I often find myself in this predicament--Which is why I created this blog. I wanted to place this ad:

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