I DON'T PAY FINES!!!

So we have "Hilti", "Fantasy Hilti", "Hidden Hilti", and now "Heated Hilti". Hilti participants will now be required to wear helmets. (Those who tend to use the term "controlled fear" may also want to wear mouth-guards.)
Booney's week was pretty booring. No dates last weekend, but the coming weekend may finally break the drought for Hilti (if Lisa doesn't strangle him first, that is.) Will these dates lead to anything? I'd say the chances are roughly equal to the castaways on Lost being rescued this week, Paris not getting kicked off American Idol on Wednesday, or Erica baking some chocolate chip cookies for Greg Fowler.
Kute Kate was next on the interview couch. Friday was the big night with Drunk Date. It appears that skinnier-Legs decided to skip the completing-a-whole-date phase, and go right to the let's-spend-a-week-together-in-your-uncle's-condo-in-New-York phase. (This guy moves almost as fast as Joel.) ;) He's divorced, skinny-as-a-rail, seriously weird, and the date was not good at all, so of course she wants to go out with him again. Maybe some good service will help -- Ward visits anyone? No? Ward visits anyone?
Sun uncovered the world's conspiracy to try to get her to marry PB. Our cover is blown!! "Operation Agreeable" is off! I repeat! "Operation Agreeable" is off!! Abort! Abort!! Abort!!! I would comment more on the date, but Lisa informed us last night that we've only seen a small portion of the built-up anger, so...
Claire's baby is SOOOOO cute! (Who is the father? Her brother.) (As Allyson would say: "Awkward.") Claire had quite the exciting week. The trip to Seattle Tacoma Spokane (not "Spokane") must have done her good, because while everybody else was on the verge of shooting someone in the thigh, Claire sat there, calm as the sun (not to be confused with Sun, who was... not so calm.) Not-so-skinny-legs appears to have averted the near-crisis for now. There have been a few tense moments, but he's dribbled the ball past a few big defenders who we thought he might not get by and is moving quickly up the field. Is there a championship ring in the future? The bets odds chances possibilities are probably about as good as Lost being a rerun any given week.
After all was said and done, things calmed down, and the night turned out to be really good. I think there's a lesson we can learn from all of this: We all need to be more like the squirrels.