Monday, May 15, 2006

Tasty Friez-Dreid Ice Cream

The Hilti has only two weeks left until the cliff-hanging Season Finale. The cast are tight-lipped about the details of the two-hour episode, so we can't confirm the details, but spoilers (not "foilers") are speculating that the cliffhanger in this season's finale may include Kate actually making it to a third date.
This week's episode was eventful as always, with Sawyer and Nadia making appearances. Sun led the night off. Looks like P-Diddy will be missing Sun instead of Notorious B.I.G. from now on. Cute messages, fun parties, and Lincoln-like persistence were not enough to offset... slow responses. In a completely unrelated thought, Preston, England is really nice this time of year. With Sun's new cut & style though, it can't be long before a Jin comes a knockin' with a little bit of 사랑.
Kate was next in the hot seat (a.k.a "the windy seat".) The first second-date in a year should have just saved his arm, as he made the all-fatal mistake of suggesting that they (I'm not making this up) "go for a walk." (The nerve!!) Goin' Courtin' stayed in character -- He blessed her beautiful hide and hauled her up to meet the "brothers" after one date. (Kate is hoping for an avalanche.) Sorry, Goin' Courtin' -- You just weren't up to par.
Sawyer was next in the wind-tunnel with nothing much to report. Oh, other than the thrown-together-on-a-whim theme date which simultaneously made all the girls "awwwww" and made every date that Boone has ever planned look like a entreprenuer dinnership. Thanks a lot!
Nadia, sadly, is having more dates than any of us these days. (Granted, the guy's name is Roger.) Whatever keeps her from using her phone...
Meanwhile, Boone Hilti'd it up on Saturday night. In true Lost-style, an unexpected past connection between Boone's uncle and Forward-Girl was revealed. (Could it be fate, Cha'lie?) The non-theme date was lots o' fun, and Forward-Girl took Boone to the moon. (And Mars.) Preview for next week: Will Hilti's new three-date-and-kiss rule come to pass?
Last, but not least (except when missing Lost parties), Claire shocked the audience by killing off Skinny-Legs. (The caffiene would have done it eventually anyway.) Nobody saw this one coming! Michael is relieved now that he doesn't have to live a lie and he can go back to his obsessive once-a-year gambling habit. But what's next for poor Independent Claire? Oh, yeah, I forgot -- She dates more than the rest of the Hilti Committee combined and she just moved into a new ward with 100+ eligible guys.
It's been an exciting Hilti. If there's one lesson we can learn from this episode, it is: Treat her right! Treat your mother right!!

1 comment:

The Former 786 said...

Yea!! I finally have a Lost persona! I can be Sawyer! I can not shave, grow my hair long, talk with a southern accent and be a sleaze-ball! I can do that!

And next time, let's do the Hilti Nadia-less. That was just awkward and she REALLY brought down our average age. . .more so than Kate! :)